Dead Woman Walking |
Jack's One-Liners | ||
10. "While your down there, do a guy a favour will ya? .......polish my buttons" 9. "We are about to be hickory smoked" 8. "Ok..........Ok" (The Dragoon at a loss for words?) 7. "Talk about a Jack in the box" 6. "Masked weasel?......Up Yours!" 5. "I haven't been this screwed in a long time" 4. "You tip every garden variety shop keeper but when it comes to giving ol' Jack an advance on his paycheck your fist tightens up like a nun at a sausage factory" 3. "I was hoping to be reincarnated as Marie Antoinette's bar of soap" 2. "Don't just lie there, PUMP!" 1. "That's it pump it baby!" b |
Em's One-Liners | ||
She only had one on her own, see the Jack & Em banter for her good ones 1. "If you fail, I will eat your brain!"b |
Jack & Em Banter | ||
#6. Em: "We're done Jack!" Jack: "I'd say we're about medium rare" #5 Em: "Today is Saturday, I thought we'd go down to the market and purchase accessories for our new wardrobes" Jack: "He he...or you could stick icepicks under my toenails" Em: "Well it's your choice, i'm game for either" #4 Em: "We'll just have to keep coming back till we succeed" Jack: "What if the imposter never shows up?" Em: "Then you'll never sleep in your own bed again" Jack: "Don't tease me!" #3 Jack: "You got enough fabric in that boudoir of yours to carpet Manhattan" Em: "While your under garments have lightly petrified like a Neolithic fossil from overuse" Jack: "Hey, stay outta my drawers sister and I mean that both ways! " #2 Em: "Hold still Jack! Let the seamstress take your measurements" Jack: "I would but she's gonna need a longer tape measure" Em: "Sleep walking again are we?" #! Em: "Nothing could be worse than waking up beside you!" Jack: "That's what they all say.....at first!"
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