|Dead Woman Walking|
10. "While your down there, do a guy a favour will ya? .......polish my buttons"
9. "We are about to be hickory smoked"
8. "Ok..........Ok" (The Dragoon at a loss for words?)
7. "Talk about a Jack in the box"
6. "Masked weasel?......Up Yours!"
5. "I haven't been this screwed in a long time"
4. "You tip every garden variety shop keeper but when it comes to giving ol' Jack an advance on his paycheck your fist tightens up like a nun at a sausage factory"
3. "I was hoping to be reincarnated as Marie Antoinette's bar of soap"
2. "Don't just lie there, PUMP!"
1. "That's it pump it baby!"
She only had one on her own, see the Jack & Em banter for her good ones
1. "If you fail, I will eat your brain!"b
|Jack & Em Banter|
Em: "We're done Jack!"
Jack: "I'd say we're about medium rare"
Em: "Today is Saturday, I thought we'd go down to the market and purchase accessories for our new wardrobes"
Jack: "He he...or you could stick icepicks under my toenails"
Em: "Well it's your choice, i'm game for either"
Em: "We'll just have to keep coming back till we succeed"
Jack: "What if the imposter never shows up?"
Em: "Then you'll never sleep in your own bed again"
Jack: "Don't tease me!"
Jack: "You got enough fabric in that boudoir of yours to carpet Manhattan"
Em: "While your under garments have lightly petrified like a Neolithic fossil from overuse"
Jack: "Hey, stay outta my drawers sister and I mean that both ways! "
Em: "Hold still Jack! Let the seamstress take your measurements"
Jack: "I would but she's gonna need a longer tape measure"
Em: "Sleep walking again are we?"
Em: "Nothing could be worse than waking up beside you!"
Jack: "That's what they all say.....at first!"